I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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