Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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