Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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