Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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