Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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