I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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