I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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