he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Randomize
