I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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