I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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