Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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