Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
