Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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