I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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