He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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