How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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