It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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