It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
