do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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