make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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