You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
