I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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