I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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