But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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