YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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