Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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