How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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