That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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