you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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