We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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