Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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