so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
