I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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