What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Randomize
