I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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