i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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