Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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