Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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