i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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