Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I will be naked everywhere
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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