when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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