Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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