I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Randomize
