i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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