so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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