Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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