EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Help me help you realize you are a moron
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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