girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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