All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize