I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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