Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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