my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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