singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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