Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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