Are we in a gay sports bar?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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