R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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