I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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