I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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