i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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